India, in her hour of need, has responded in a befitting manner. Generally, on the face of such a scenario the nations of the world come together as a moral support to the ‘victim’ nation. Alas! no nation came to our support despite our telling them like Hollywood films - “We have a situation”. No less than 72 countries our own Vishwaguru Hon’ble Prime Minister has visited. In fact, after each such visit, we were told, in no uncertain terms that India has become Vishwaguru under his divine leadership. Each time we celebrated and cherished the heart stealing photographs, where the Heads of Govt would visibly appear grateful embracing our P.M. and won’t let go the bear-hug. When India needed most, then the support came from none except Taliban
What else could we do? What option we were left with? That was the moment we decided we will despatch our own delegation to various countries/continents. We are determined to expose the enemy to the world. Names of the members of the delegation were actively being thought of. Our own lot is of no use. They could neither communicate in English, nor articulate their utterances and don’t sound convincing at all
Therefore, we decided to send an All-Party Delegation. Easy to include in the name of integrity of the nation. If it is on state exchequer, who would hesitate to be in 'Team India'
The bigger question begging answer is wherever the delegation visits, whom will they address? Whom will they convince? Would they deliver only speech or the speech would be followed by Power point presentation? Would they show video clips of the aggression? In short, what would be the modus operandi? Would they be busy doing road-show? Are road-shows permitted abroad? Watch out please !. We don’t want our delegation to land in trouble with the civic authorities there. I fail to understand, whether Public Meetings would be organized a la Hyde Park? Would delegates visit different cities of the countries? I am wondering whether citizens would be invited to public park or some auditorium? Are people there as ‘idlers’ as in India? Or like here, daily wage unemployed guys there will find a day’s work? I am sure unlike India; these guys will not get attracted by screening of some Bollywood film. I feel they may come for free lunch and cocktail. But they would go in opponent’s banquet also with the same ease and dedication.
Of the nations in the itinerary, quite a few are so tiny (geographically speaking) that in half a day entire country can be covered in a jeep or tempo fitted with a PA system. We may play latest hit Bollywood film songs punctuated with our claim as to what all we have done as the ‘Savior of the universe’. I don’t think our delegation would be so strong as to cause summoning of special session of parliament. If I were you, I would utilize sea-beaches. There we can use loud speaker and address the sun-bathers
Please do not forget to pack your 3 Bs. Bermuda, Beach-wear and Beer
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