satire: You are an Indian:

 

There is lot of debate going on as to what (document) will determine your citizenship.

Forget the paper work, the unflinching test would be:

You will be made to walk on a road and videographed confidentially, you are an Indian if you:

1. Cross the road jay walking

2. Spit on the road

3. litter the road

4. talk loudly with fellow walkers or on phone

5. laugh no end.

6. Haggle with shopkeepeer and insist for discount/free gift

7. Want two polythene bags fearing that single one will tear off

8. Eat making strange sound and fill up ur tummy with freebies, if any.

9. Ogle at passers by

10. Over eat your breakfast so as to save expenses of lunch

11. Seeing a long queue, instead of standing in the queue you get bust how to break the queue so that your turn comes first

12. If someone speaks in English, you start speaking in English without knowing much, also if someone speaks in Hindi then you MUST speak in English.