Ravi ki duniya

Ravi ki duniya

Monday, April 14, 2025

Humor Mr. Negative

 


 

 

 You must have known persons, who remain hard core positive come what may. Similarly, as opposed to this, world is full of people who are fiercely negative. They are constantly talking about the end of the world. In my college, when the Professor asked us what career we want to choose when we grow up. I said “I want to become a teacher”. A classmate of mine came to me and declared ‘teacher’s life is useless to say the least’. I wondered why he said so. Upon inquiring he supplemented his statement with another heart-breaking statement “Whole life he is playing around with calcium carbonate (chalk)”. I remember his prediction word by word. When I met him recently in our college reunion, I came to know he had become a lawyer. I am certain if I would have said I wanted to become a lawyer he would have discouraged me with full force. However, I did a stint as a professor in the Academy of Indian Railways at Vadodara.

 

                   Such (negative) people always have the negative virus flowing in their veins. They can off hand offer you ten reasons to not to get your house painted in whatever month/season you intend to do it. When it comes to matrimonial alliances, they are the worst people to have around. For example, they can object how the bride-to-be would travel for her job daily. You try to convince them these days cabs are there; they would retort how can she travel alone in the cab. You do not know these cab drivers; they are nothing but full-time criminals and only part time drivers. So, it is not practical and safe. This alliance has no future whatsoever. When everything else fails they are sure of this deadly weapon in their arsenal, “the girl is a Leo while the boy is a Sagittarius. They are not meant to be together. Stars don’t favour such a matrimonial alliance and worst awaits both of them”. These people spread so much of negativity in their household that slowly people stop visiting and socializing with them. It suits them. Worst recipient of their negativity is their own family members. They have no option. An uncle of ours despite his son having secured very high marks was admitted to not-so-good college but nearest their home, that is just across the road. Distance being the only criterion. As if this was not enough, he would stand wait for his son at his side of the road like a worried and nervous prospective father outside the maternity ward.  When their college trip was going to Simla he came up with scores of risks in going to Simla such as Simla is not for we the plain dwellers of Delhi, the sheer winds of hills are so strong, Dillwalas are not used to, the climate is so unpredictable that you are bound to fall sick, it is so freezing cold that won’t suit we Dilliwalas last but not the least the terrain is so precarious and dangerous at every step that you will feel you are walking on Delhi road while it may suddenly have so many highs and lows that you are bound to slip again and again.

 

They are the type of people, even when offered the office of President can come up with reasons rendering Presidentship as not so good a preposition. Delhi has lot of pollution, the climate is miserable, there is lots of traffic in Delhi, you cannot enjoy Golgappas at roadside stall. You will always be surrounded by security men, not a private moment for yourself to go to Karol Bagh for shopping from sale. Imagine! is this a job worth taking up where you cannot eat or move around as per your heart. Last but not the least, President House is too mammoth a palace. Such buildings are the favourite haunting adda of evil spirits. Spirits of Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy are often sighted night walking in White House. Even if you do not believe in spirits the House is so big that you will be living constantly under the shadow of fear. During night you will have company of witches and during the day security men will surround you. You never know you may get hit by a bullet mistakenly fired by some over enthusiastic security men. You know how these days actors are getting hit by their own guns. Today it is abhinetas tom it may well be netas”                                  

 

 

 

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