There is lot of
debate going on as to what (document) will determine your citizenship.
Forget the paper
work, the unflinching test would be:
You will be made to
walk on a road and video graphed confidentially, you are an Indian if you:
1. Cross the road
jay walking
2. Spit on the road
3. litter the road
4. talk loudly with
fellow walkers or on phone
5. laugh no end.
6. Haggle with shopkeeper
and insist for discount/free gift
7. Want two
polythene bags fearing that single one will tear off
8. Eat making
strange sound and fill up your tummy with freebies, if any.
9. Ogle at passers
by
10. Over eat your
breakfast so as to save expenses of lunch
11. Seeing a long
queue, instead of standing in the queue you get bust how to break the queue so
that your turn comes first
12. If someone
speaks in English, you start speaking in English without knowing much, also if
someone speaks in Hindi then you MUST speak in English.
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