satire : Illiterate in morning Graduate Engineer by Evening

         

 

In a tiny village of a province of my great nation lives a family who is wholeheartedly serving the mother land. They are particularly helping youth of the nation. Quietly engaged in this constructive work, away from public gaze with total dedication. Their specialty is: they provide degree diploma to poor children at nominal rate. They don't need any publicity. Wannabe Graduates and wannabe engineers are drawn to them 'By Word of Mouth'. Same is the case with English liquor shops in India. Earlier, one had to write very long ' Theka country liquor' or 'Government theka', 'English wine shop and cold 'child' beer'. So, this family is engaged in social service of different kind for years. Till now, countless have found employment on the strength of certificates/degrees forged in their shack.

 

    Their job is kind of ‘single window’ system, they undertake entire contract (A to Z) i.e. not only provide you with a degree but also give related papers like call letter, date sheet, roll no. Admit Card, Marks sheet. Once I was introduced to a lawyer with “he is a successful lawyer”. It was revealed that he takes up the contract of the entire case like manipulating F.I.R., leaving loopholes in charge sheet. Greasing the palm of opposite party counsel. Thus, this family too possess expertise not only in terms of fake degrees. It has a Rate Card for various ‘services’ it offers:

 

 

 

Item                                     Rate

1. Matriculation                 Rs.1000/-

2. Intermediate                  Rs.1500/-

3. Graduation                     Rs.1700/-

4. Masters                           Rs. 2500/-

5. Para-medical                  Rs.1200/-

6. Nursing                           Rs. 1000/-

7. B.Ed.                                 Rs. 2500/-

8. D.Ed.                                Rs. 2000/-

9. M.B.A.                              Rs. 2500/-

 

This list is just illustrative, not exhaustive. On demand, whatever you require shall be made available. What do you say these days 'Customized' service.  Secondly, one thing is clear from this list that their rates are pocket friendly. For this high quality and reliable authenticity, it is dirt cheap.

 

I had heard that now car thieves pick up (steal)  cars on 'Made to Order' Similarly, this ‘Degree factory’ has been engaged in this constructive work for more than twenty years. They claim their degree holders have not only found employment but also have happily retired.  In another province, after three months of initial crash course you will be ‘awarded’ M.B.B.S. Next day onwards, if you so desire, you can start your practice in your parents’ clinic or open your own clinic. 

 

So now no need to panic, that too just because your percentage is low and cut off has gone very high even in most obscure of colleges. In case, you are not getting admission even in correspondence course? Don’t bother we are there just for you. Now fake bank branch, fake police station, fake post office even fake court exist. It will be easier for you to make a list of what activity is left to be faked? This will greatly help entrepreneurs who can start their start-up and engage themselves meaningfully.