Humor: Soil of Bank on sale

 

                                     

Truth is stranger than fiction. A strange News from China is trickling. This scheme is becoming growingly popular there. Under this scheme, the soil of a bank is sold to you ‘on-line’. People have strong belief that the soil of a bank kept in a corner of their house will bring prosperity in their home. Their house will become as rich and wealthy as a bank. Money will be all around. This soil is being sold @ yuan 888 i.e. about $120 per satchel. Buyers are queuing up as if there is no tomorrow. 

 

We have these sayings, "…so and so has Midas’ touch…” Through the soil of Bank, they are aspiring for the same Midas touch.  It is not that this bank's soil will automatically turn itself into gold. The intention is that this soil will attract wealth like a bank, the wealth will ‘rain’ in your house. The deal is, whatever deal/avocation you are in, it will be highly profitable. Soon you will be rolling in riches. Your house will become full of wealth, as full as a bank. Just imagine! if there are as many currency notes always in your house? And its sole owner? You!  The Holy Book says:

 

  Dust thou art… dust thou returnest"

 

Now, when the returnest is there, we will see. Wise people have said ‘we will cross the bridge when we come to bridge’ By then you become rich through this "Dust” of the bank. Let your entire wardrobe be filled with wealth like the vault of a bank. Yes, one more thing, it is not that you are after the soil of ANY bank. The agency will provide you soil of the bank; you name.  Now you can order the soil of your favorite bank. Tomorrow you may want soil of a certain branch. Not the Tom Dick branch of any non-descript Bank. It is obvious if you are buying expensive soil, then take the soil of richest branch and not of any 'extension counter'. I have seen branches which are poor, for the poorer. Ask them for any work, their patent reply is “no, our branch is merely extension branch, for this you have to go to our Main (Big) branch, which is in city just 120 km from here”. We don't want such a complicatedly circuitous path to be rich. Bhai! Therefore, we need the soil of the richest branch.

 

I am seriously thinking why not go for the soil of their Locker room. I think the most fertile and rich soil would be of Locker room. In such a small place, there is hidden unimaginable wealth from all over. Earlier in our country, it was customary to keep Holy Ganga water in every household because it was needed for asserting something on oath, to purify a person, place or thing. Few drops to the person on deathbed would suffice to act as his Boarding Pass to Heaven.

 

And yes! We don't want to listen to stock phrase like “… it is lunch time…” “…dealing clerk is on leave today…” “… You are required to do your KYC again…”   or “…Come tomorrow today the server is down since morning…”