Ravi ki duniya

Ravi ki duniya

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

satire: Course on Broken Hearts (Much awaited curriculum)

                    

 

Looking at the cases popping up around us these days, Delhi University deserves a standing ovation. Starting formal courses on modern love and heartbreak is probably the most progressive thing any academic institution has done since the times Romeo0Jukiet, Heer-Ranjha and Laila-Majnu. Superfluous shall be removed from the syllabus. No more cursive writing or grammar. Honestly, the real question is not why these courses were launched, but why it took Authorities so long. In fact, we should begin them right from school. Expecting teenagers to figure out puppy-love on their own is like asking a frog to fly and then blaming the pond when it falls.

 

Since we’ve all finally accepted that co-ed schools are healthier than boys-only or girls-only silos, we might as well agree to the rest of the truth too. Separating adolescents creates more myths than mythology, more fantasies than Bollywood could churn out. These teenagers (Boys/Girls) remain forever in uneducated curious mode. They learn hard way. Then we sit around blaming mobile phones, the internet, movies, TV, and even Crime Patrol—as if all problems of modern India can be solved by banning a VDU. Instead of cursing the darkness, these courses are that one brave candle someone finally thought of lighting.

 

Because trust me, today’s ‘forever in love’ generation is drowning in emotional typhoon. Inside their teenage ribcages, full-scale hurricanes are spinning 24/7. And when these storms don’t get managed, they take the scenic route—to murder, contract killing, blue plastic drum, drunken rage, drug binges, disastrous live-ins, and painfully avoidable suicides. Emotional management has quietly become humanity’s biggest unsolved mystery, right after ‘Why do people still forward WhatsApp messages?’

 

So, these courses plan to teach some simple basics—tiny truths that might help clear the dense clouds sitting on young minds. Designing the syllabus is no joke. What to teach? When to teach? How much to teach? It’s tougher than drafting the Union Budget. But at least let the youth know the difference between love, puppy love, infatuation and ‘whatever-this-feeling-is-that-creeps on weekends’

 

Look around—couples marry on Monday and by the fourth week they are plotting each other’s murder like it’s a group project they must submit. A bit of theory might help. Right now, everything is a giant emotional zigzag—puppy love, daydreaming, obsession, and zero understanding of real-life basics. What does it mean to earn a living? What does running a home involve? What is marriage? More importantly, what marriage is not?

 

So, by all means—run diploma courses, certificate courses, degree courses. The Indian male especially needs to learn the fine line between caring and ‘I own you’ Some short-term compulsory courses might actually save a few marriages. Love, romance, heartbreaks—these are all so pervasive and prevalent, yet we expect teenager to navigate them without oars, without map or compass. Gautam Buddha said ‘Appo Deepo Bhava’—Be your own Guiding lamp. Beautiful line, but even a lamp needs someone to strike the match.

 

It’s high time we explained these things in simple, clear, user-friendly text book like language. The objective of life is to be happy—not to hang from trees or kill each other out of boredom, which seems to have become a pastime lately. The problem doesn’t seem to be going anytime soon; in fact, the disease is growing faster than the beneficiaries of 5 Kg rice doled out to BPL families.

 

Someone has to teach this GenZ what sages have said ‘the lane of love is extremely narrow; no two (persons) can together walk through’   Marriage is basically a polite word for compromise. Rather Compromise is not one up but two up. Marriage has eight letters while Compromise is a ten-letter word. Old titles like ‘gharwala’ (Master of the Household) and ‘gharwali’ (In-charge, household) are outdated; people come together to multiply their happiness and progeny, not to destroy each other’s very existence.

 

And for that reason alone, these courses deserve a grand, open heart, open mind and open arm welcome.          

 

 

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