Humor: Second wife caught husband with third would be

 

          

What a Kaliyuga has come. No matter how, anywhere, man has no peace. If one is single, the world does not allow one to live. "When are you getting married?" It hurts when one is repeatedly asked the same question wherever…whenever... If one decides to get married to avoid this interrogation, one mistakenly thought one will find peace. But what is this? There comes a storm in one’s life. Now that one is a reasonably read man, one has read that healthy competition improves services. So, one followed it in letter and spirit and got married again. People in general knew that whatever one says, what one’s real purpose was. Here the Casanova within again got restless. Man! where there are two, three also is OK. Unknowingly, one thought one is making record of some sort. one seem to be a fan of AAP Party; therefore, one too have adopted Odd and Even formula. However, after two wives he had just put a comma not a full stop. 

 

Wives have a sixth sense. When he said, Gut-feeling, wife number two came to know that something is amiss. Your complexion must have confirmed his suspicion. The man cannot hide his love. Just like a young woman cannot express her love. You did not hear Anand Bakshi Saab's song from the film Mahal, "I will hide this love... How will you handle the heart... Will you put my picture on the walls?"

 

That day was not far off. It came sooner than expected. She saw you getting ready meticulously. She understood that there was something suspicious. The day she was waiting for, has come.   She followed. The husband went straight to nearby city and realized that he had come far away from his second wife's magnetic field. With exciting dream of the third wife, he entered the lodge. The second wife who shadowed him all the way, caught him red handed, what you call in compromising position. The wife slapped him hard. The husband wondered how on earth she appeared here too. Both the woman and man were shocked.  It's like having a nightmare or waking up from a dream. He forgot that he was a ‘respectable’ Village Head (sarpunch) The sarpunch had a car. Liberal funds also were handy to be misused. Hence, had all the wherewithal required for such kind of adventures. He has been enjoying his swag. The sarpunch kept preparing in his heart that his head was itching to wear to wear. The wedding Sehra for the third time. Now in full view of public he was being abused/cursed and manhandled that too by a woman his own wife no.2. He thought it wise to speed away from the venue.

 

What does this teach us? This teaches us never to become the Sarpunch's wife. The ‘punch’ in the sarpunch can also mean five. When the sarpunch's head may spin again none knows? Secondly, when you are becoming his second wife, what is the guarantee that his head will not turn for the third or for that matter even fourth? You have all the illustrations of Bollywood before you. 

Don't forget that a ‘Single’ wife is good enough to convert your status from monotonous ‘Single’ to ‘Married’. Stay that way! Therein and therein alone, lies your key to happiness.