satire: Anesthesia-less Operation

  

Don't worry, our medical system is highly advanced and historic. Our scriptures are full of advanced medical skills and potions also contains surgical operation step by step in full detail. The cure for cough and cold to the most serious disease are all found either in our kitchen or mythological texts? I don't know how many scriptures have given this entire medical system. Later, these books were taken away by the invaders and from there they gave us 'knowledge' by translating our own scriptures. 

 

In this series, to maintain our one upmanship, a state has now set a record of operating without administering chloroform.   Otherwise, I don't know how much money is spent on employing an Anesthetic and his paraphernalia. Sometimes anesthesia is ‘given’ either inadequately or in more than required quantity leading to the patient never regaining consciousness. The operation was successful, light of the day could see the patient but the patient could not see light of the day.  

 

In fact, now there is so much competition in this field that patients are being searched from house to house. Surgical Operation are being made so accessible that soon ‘Your Home Your Operation’ YHYO. ‘Fly by night’ surgery would be the order of the day. Get the operation done! Kidney-stones to Heart surgery are all operated at reasonable/ subsidized rate. Get a cataract surgery done! discharge straight from OT to your sweet home. We also have "Your Doctor-Your Door" scheme. You can give us your own kitchenware such as Knife, scissors   tweezer and blade. Look, we are running most 'Cost Effective' medical facilities. Give us an opportunity to serve. There is no shortage of beds, no difficult procedure for admission. We will do your surgery on your own bed. 

 

We also go door-to-door delivery. Look, there is nothing to panic. Ask your grandparents. Everyone was born at home and not in a maternity ward. Our USP? your child will be delivered  in your own home. Out of 150 crore, 100 crore are born at home and look at them, they are healthier than those born in hospitals and kept in incubator.

 

So don't panic. Come One-Come All for our most popular, innovative ‘Operation - without Anesthesia.