Humour: Russia to open Ministry of sex

 

 

Now it is Ukraine war’s catastrophe or ‘As it is’ Russia's birth rate has fallen so much that Russia is seriously considering plans to open the Ministry of Sex. Under this, according to the initial trends that are coming, the internet will be shut down from 10 pm to 2 pm and power supply will also be stopped.   Further necessary steps will be taken to formulate guidelines in this direction. Look! at what point have we reached.

 

I do not know about Russia but in our country, children are considered to be God's gift. There was a time when ‘More the children-luckier the person’ was the order of the day. More kids were perceived as symbol of empowerment. Then came the trend of one or two kids. And now we have come to a stage that the marriage itself is fast becoming irrelevant out-of-fashion. and if you have to enter wedlock under one pressure or the other then no kid and if you have to have a kid, then only one is enough. Be it a boy or a girl.

 

Now Russia may bring an awakening to the world. In India when wedding season comes, weddings take place in large numbers. There are hundreds of weddings every day, everywhere. Before the year is completed, newborns’ cries will be heard, so much so that we have genuine shortage of school. There is a shortage of houses, there is a scarcity of water. We are living in perpetual state of deprivation. We earlier had a family planning department/ministry, then it was renamed   ministry of welfare. Honestly! I am not aware what this Ministry does exactly.  Instead of opening a whole new Ministry Why doesn't Russia ‘import’ men from our country? We have all kinds, all age groups raring to go immediate after first ‘Zdravstvuyte’ (Namaste) We have a great itching to become a doctor or Engineer. Young men from India are dying to become Doctor or Engineer. You give them admission in your universities. You may like to waive off their fees. Most of them will gladly agree marrying beautiful Russian damsels. Indian grooms and brides are in great demand. We are a God-fearing lot. It's so cold out there in your country. Indians that we are, we will get to work post haste. Vodka Zindabad.

 

It's the job for your Sex ministry to chalk out details in this direction. We Indians, have great respect for our ancestors and traditions, so it is always 'da-da' (Grandpa) for us and that's where your key to success of your Ministry of Sex.

 

Dasvidaniya! (until we meet again)