humour: Asshole pic desired by boss for sanctioning leave

 

In our country, employees make newer and newer excuses to ask for leave. When one such employee asked for leave for the treatment of his ‘piles’ the boss got so much suspicious that he asked the employee to ‘Give proof of piles’ Now the boss must have asked for medical papers. By then employee didn’t have adequate and conclusive medical papers as he was going for consulting the Doctor for the first time for his long-standing problem. Instead, he sent the photo of his asshole as annexure with his leave application.

  

Now it was the turn of the boss to hang his head. He was glancing at the leave application then another glance at the HD photograph. Once I had asked for Death certificate from an employee who overstayed his leave on the pretext that his grandpa expired hence, he had to stay back for last rites. I knew this guy was in the habit of overstaying beyond his sanctioned leave. The employee union guys came to me, ‘Sir! he is already grieving his grandpa’s demise and you are asking for death certificate how insensitive of you! Death may be universal phenomenon but in remote village there is no concept of Death certificate’

 

History is witness that for obtaining leave from workplace people have been giving unique reasons. Be it school, office or factory. These excuses are found dime a dozen during wedding/harvesting season. It is well-known that employees go to their native place and then keep extending their leave on one or the other bizarre pretext. about those who work abroad that they have to go to the village and extend the leave. Many people who do small menial jobs/domestic jobs do not feel like returning to workplace until their last penny is spent and they are compelled to borrow money for return fare. Nowadays, we have become so much dependent on them. Gone are the days when they were dependent on us. Now at least in cities, it is other way round. These days both have become so rare- good husbands and good domestic helps. 

 

When a Babu goes to his ‘native’ (official term for home state/village since British times) Once gone to native place they seldom come on due date. When they come late by few weeks, they have tales to tell, tales’ stranger than fiction. Like once he told how he became a victim of cold drink laced with mild poison, once unconscious they (the gang) made good with his wrist watch, wallet and mobile phone. He could not inform office as the duplicate sim takes time. When an employee was sent to his home address with a charge sheet, "As soon as I rang the doorbell a dreaded dog came out and pounced upon me. I ran for my life. I only know how I saved myself. Don't send me to places where hungry hunting dogs are waiting"

 

So, when the boss asked for proof of his piles, he was completely aghast and attached the photo of his asshole. He requested boss to have a good look and keep gazing till convinced of piles. The only problem is how on earth could boss recognize and be sure that this is a photograph of the asshole of this employee only? High time the photograph is got attested by a Gazetted officer, without which the photo cannot be accepted.