Humour: Graduate Bride - Tenth Fail Groom

  

An incident has come to light, when the wedding procession arrived, the bride categorically refused to marry. Reason - The bride says; she is a graduate while the Groom-the Great is tenth standard fail. The bride did not stop here; she has also revealed that the groom is mentally retarded. Now the bigger question is, how his ‘secret’ leaked.  

 

One, how the bride came to know that the groom is retarded. Was he subjected to any IQ test? It was only on the basis of the conversation that she discovered he was retarded. As far as intelligence is concerned, it is a comparative thing.  Mr. A may be sharper than B or B is dimmer than A. If we look at this, we are all retarded in front of our wives. 

 

One more thing that is not understood is why it is important and must that the bride ought not to be equivalent to the husband. In our male-dominated society, the notion has been created and strengthened that the bride has to be less educated. Husband should be more educated than the bride.   Soon educational qualifications will be got Police-verified similar to the one done in case of appointment formalities in a government employment. Next point of difference could well be ‘He is mere third division while I am the high second division’ Ina typical Indian wedding the concept of equality is conspicuous, by its absence. In Indian context, it is important for a husband to be educated, equal or better to that of wife’s education. Now the bride's ‘courage’ will be discussed here-there-everywhere. And people will link it to women empowerment. It seems Matriculation is very important for marriage. That is why it is assigned as Board’s exam. An exam conducted by a third so-called neutral body. Even a film called ‘Dasvin Pass’ has been made on it, in which the hero qualifies his Matriculation, while in jail. I urge the would-be-grooms to study diligently and pass at least tenth class, while graduation and post-graduation is preferrable. The marriage can wait.  Don't take this to heart. You may take consolation in believing that you were not destined for this ‘arrogant’ bride. Consider yourself lucky. How empowered the wife would have felt had she married a lesser qualified groom. Give a call ‘Back to school’ If the bride has many choices of grooms, then be it known that groom too has a wide choice of brides. But honesty is a big thing. Don't give up on it. One more thing, if you are really retarded as alleged, get yourself treated properly.

 

Don't forget to invite me to the next wedding