satire: Coaching centers cannot guarantee jobs

 

 

The authorities have discovered what is wrong with coaching centers these days. They are guaranteeing jobs to their students. Now if these coaching centers start guaranteeing selection, Then, what will the political leaders promise? Once young men get a job, who will come to their rallies? Who goes to listen to someone's incomprehensible speech? 

 

Now coaching centers have mushroomed all over. Many areas are identified by coaching centers and later they become what you call hub e.g. Old Rajendra Nagar, Mukherji Nagar. Now special centers for specific subject coaching have come up. Poor candidates run from one center to another. You don't ask about the fee it will give you heart ache. PG in the vicinity is equally costly. The pain of being separated from parents is different.   While studying day and night, many become semi-deranged. Some return to their homes and villages in time, hence, saved. Some are taken away after being deranged.

 

Everyone knows the story of Kota city. No month goes without a suicide or two of teenagers. When analyzing this, it turned out that either due to stubbornness of the parents or under peer pressure, they land in Kota, then the coaching centers put children in the mad race to improve their own result and give so much pressure that poor kids crumble. What kind of career is this in which a seat is sought after staking one’s life.

 

Now this new decree that coaching centers will not be able to guarantee success. Then who will look up to them? How many false promises they have to make. Full-page advertisements are given. Fabricated Statistics is given. Everyone is heard saying that a hundred people from our center have been selected or two hundred people have been selected. Eighteen in the first twenty belong to our center, etc. etc. Now if the government refuses that you cannot guarantee selection or employment, who will come to you. In fact, the government wants this work to be left to the politicians. Only the politician should guarantee. Earlier, the postman used to bring appointment letters. People used to share their happiness with the postman.   Then the offices took over this work directly and appointment letters were given at the hands of some politician. Both of them focus more on photo-op, Wherever the politician cannot reach, his cut-out is delivered, in the pose of giving the letter. The poor postman is kept out. No one writes postal letters to anyone these days. 

 

The coaching centers have to come out with something new, if you make it 'impossible', they have to make it 'I am possible'. Instead, you increase the seats, increase the seats in the job, then there will be no need for coaching and yes, don't play the game ‘paper leak-leak’ please.