satire: Kidney Coordinator

 

Police have seized a kidney racket. (If the police succeed to catch a guy, then the name given to entire event is what is called the racket, it sounds mammoth network/respectable) You will say, what is new in this? This is happening every day. No! The accused has been arrested in the case. Their kidney business is spread inter-state, yes, it is spread across five states. He has a turnover of crores. He has coordination with many hospitals. Gentleman is an MBA and has his business card. He refers himself as K.T.C. (Kidney Transplant Coordinator). Obviously, after having done his M.B.A., he must have learned all the techniques of management. The manager's definition itself is "the one who can manage unmanageable" M.B.A. nowadays, like bananas, are available dime a dozen. This gentleman must have also thought that it is better to become a kidney coordinator than to be a delivery/courier boy. He immediately opened an office and also opened branch offices in five states.

 

High time syllabus of M.B.A. includes supply-chain of kidney transplant management and start the latest disciplines like M.B.A. (Kidney) M.B.A. (Liver) M.B.A. (Blood) Believe me these courses will be immensely popular. An assured future awaits them. 100% placement with package best indeed in the industry.

 

You are your own boss. I love the position- Kidney Transplant Coordinator. Similarly liver coordinator. B.A./MA/ B.Ed. are a passe. Totally obsolete. The latest is B.T.C. (Blood Transfusion Coordinator) Now simple B.D.S. will not work. From now on, the name of the course will be J.R.C. (Jaw Replacement Coordinator) Hip ones, knee ones on the same lines.

 

Wait for a few more raids before the government takes the initiative to recognize it and start earning out of it. People in the business will openly boast ‘Recognized by the Government.  (Registration No. ...) There is a giver (donor)and there is a taker. In this deal. The coordinator will get his facilitation fee/service charges. All legal, Bonafide and ethical. In case any state Govt still perceives it as illegal, then it is their job to make laws. You regulate it. Bring the law. Surrogacy, I.V.F. are all now business models and where there is business, there is business model/management. Is your hair (wig), your nose (rhinoplasty) whether the government brings the law or not, the business is going on unabated.

 

Soon the Govt. may bring laws, charge registration fees, recognize institutions in this area, coordinators, and para-medics. Collect taxes from them. Win-Win situation, isn’t it?

 

 Happy Transplants!!